MOONINA

MOONINA escaped from an AI lab after accidentally eating a USB drive with Bitcoin code! Now she thinks candles are lollipops and charts are coloring books. Her trading strategy: does backflips on her unicorn, screams "PUMP IT" three times and buys everything that glows with neon colors! Recently discovered staking and now puts all tokens in a rainbow wallet, thinking they multiply like rabbits there. This is pure chaos wrapped in glitter and doused with energy drinks!

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BLONDENOMICS

Total Supply (So many zeros)

1,000,000,000

Chain (Pretty blockchain)

Solana

Ticker (Money symbol)

$MOONINA

LP (Lost Pancakes?)

100% Burned

Tax (Confusing stuff)

0% Buy / 0% Sell

Launch Type (Sounds important)

Fair Launch

BLONDMUNITY

Our members include: people who asked customer service why their Dogecoin doesn't bark, and that one girl who asked if Bitcoin accepts credit cards!

Our legendary community who tried to mail their private keys to the moon using actual postal service and asked Google Maps for directions to "the blockchain" because they wanted to visit it personally!

Join our exclusive club where we tried to feed our hardware wallet actual food and asked the Apple Store why our iPhone can't mine Bitcoin faster than our toaster!